Making A Fake Diploma

So an older man I know taught a younger man the stock-market for the past three years. He considered himself the "teacher" or the "professor" over the young man, and after the young man established himself with a good job and became highly successful this past year, my friend Mr. Brewer wanted to make the young man a 'mock' diploma from his "school of stockmarketry".... So I did it and here it is (all except the golden notarial seal which I applied after printing). I printed it on Epson Radiant White Watercolor Paper and it actually turned out quite nice. I'm wondering if I could get so good at making these diplomas and certificates that I could start getting any job I wanted...hehe